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We had this idea for a website, mostly because Hans had a bad experience. So we built it, and now you're here... Welcome. Submissions are moderated by Jared's cat Louie. If your submissions aren't being approved, it's because Louie is now accepting cans of tuna fish as bribes for approvals (four cans usually gets one submission approved.) Alternately, you can try rewriting your submissions, only this time make them funny. Dear blank please blank was built by us, hand coded line by line, pixel by pixel. As a rule of thumb, If you can't see it, Jared built it, if you can see it, Hans built it, if it sparkles, Edward built it. Dear blank please blank is hosted on slicehost.com, basically because Jared has a middle school crush on them. If you wish to line our pockets with advertising money, please contact our intern Justin Bieber via our electronic-mail system at the following address: ads@dearblankpleaseblank.com Disclaimer: We don't write the submissions, you do. If you see us on the street, please don't shoot, stab, or punch us. If you have any concerns regarding submissions, please read our terms and privacy policy.